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The best we can figure, sometime after World War II, Jesus went back in time and made this driedel and wrote this song. The scroll itself cannot be authenticated, but we used a carbon dating method on the dreidel, and it is in fact nearly 2000 years old. The scroll was found with the dreidel, and had references to World War II. This, in our opinion, is powerful evidence that Jesus is Hitler, and can time travel.

The text from the scroll is as follows:

I made a whole new dreidel,
I added a design.
The Jewish did not like it,
but revenge would be mine.

Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made it out of clay
The Hebrew all dislike me
I'll get them all some day

Hebrews hated my symbol,
but they can kiss my ass.
And 19 centuries later,
they all would taste my gas.

Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made it out of clay
The Hebrew all dislike me
I'll get them all some day

Now I've killed 6 million kikes,
but did not win the war.
But does it really matter?
Since fools still call me Lord.

Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made it out of clay
The Hebrew all dislike me
I'll get them all some day



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